This is … a comedy? About a team of international goodie two shoes assassins led by Batman who are fucking terrible at their jobs? I can’t tell if this was meant to be a comedy. Ryan Reynolds definitely thinks it was.
Plus product placement for Red Bull AND Monster in the same movie? That’s got to violate some law.
Michael Bay Coke Scale: I think less coke than Maximum Overdrive but more coke than Goodfellas.