I didn’t much care for Goodnight Mommy, but I thought it had a certain undeniable level of quality and creepiness. This? This was straight up garbage, with plot points lifted from much better movies and noisy music cues substituting for actual scares. I think I’m done with Franz and Fiala.
Man, I just realized, this broke my Riley Keough good movie streak. If you want to see a good movie with Riley Keough having parental issues while stuck in a cold, shitty, desolate place, watch Hold the Dark or It Comes at Night instead.
Oh, and one pseudo (not really)-spoiler: Where the hell did that weird cross house come from?